2. Internet nerd: LOL did you just frag moi?!!?
Homo/metrosexual: Hunnay! Moi needs some pamperiiiiin!
Diva-like female: Move out of the way for moi, bitch!
Used extensively in the Australian television show "Kath and Kim." Essentially the word "me" pronounced as a slightly uneducated Australian would say it. The same idea can be applied to any word containing an e or i. Eg: noice, ploise (please).