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no hands 

When someone has no street fighting skills at all.
Bluhd, that nigga Jose got his ass beat, he got no hands!

She hella weak, she has no hands.
no hands by Payme! November 30, 2009

No Hands 

Trying to take off someone’s belt with only using your teeth because you were told you couldn’t use hands
Luke was taking off liz’s belt with no hands
No Hands by Taylor Swift1234 January 26, 2019

no hands 

the absolute best way to get a blowjob. if you're in the middle of a blowjob and want to increase the feeling tell the bitch "no hands" your eyes will immediately roll to the back of your head and your throat will release a long but quiet "awwwwwwwwwwh"
(during a blowjob)

head doctor: how's that feel?

dude: it feels good, but could be better.

head doctor: what do u want me to do?

dude: no hands bitch, no hands...

head doctor: like that?

dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...
no hands by AL-B in the 313 February 25, 2007

no hands 

Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.
"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"
no hands by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

No Hands 

The art of wanking and/or doing things without using hands, mastered only by few and often confused with the force
No Hands by Nitro1360 February 23, 2007

No Hands 

A person who cannot catch a ball while playing football.
Jonathan Alberto has no hands, he missed all the passes thrown to him
No Hands by albertohasnohandshaha November 12, 2007