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Vatention 

When a guy talks about sex or posts on snap about sex , they need some vagina attention.
Vagina + Attention = Vatention
My nigga, I don't got a girl, i need some vatention.
Vatention by SeanDaDon September 20, 2019

Bettina Vicentini 

She is the best on her class she also studies on ofs. And loves sushi. Her names means blessed and her last name is Italian. SHES SUPER NICE :D
You are such a Bettina VIcentini - its the same thing as amazing

Gay-vention 

A gay intervention.

1. First expressed in the tv show, "Glee" season one. Where Mercedes fell for Kurt, a stylish and sensitive boy in her class. But her friends try and tell her that Kurt is in fact gay. They try and warn her about it, but she disbelieves.

2. The act taken to prevent something from happening relating to a person or persons that are homosexual.
"Okay. Time for a gay-vention. That's a gay intervention."

Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.
Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"
Wiki-vention by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011

slang-vention 

To invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don't know the "real" meaning.
Person A: I don't know if she's gay or bi, but she's definatly a carpetbagger.
Person B: Dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
Person A: It's... someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers...
Person B: Only in your slang-ventioned version.
slang-vention by Titty-caca June 21, 2006

vientiane 

Vientiane is unique and special. There's no one like her, she's beautiful, intelligent, funny and so much more.

She's honest and isn't afraid to tell her thoughts. Vientiane will always tell you if something you do doesn't meet her standards. She's very picky and doesn't like many people.

But Vientiane also has many flaws... she tends to act like a child sometimes and has a very weird sense of humour, she's a bit egoistic and manipulative, and likes to show her superiority.

But Vientiane will always try to cheer you up and make you feel comfortable. If she likes she'll always be there for you don't doubt it.
Oh look that's Vientiane, she made me so happy today.

Vientiane wanted a necklace... she's so sexy I gave in.

I wish I could have a friend like Vientiane...
vientiane by SuzanneDuval January 1, 2018