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daniel m 

fatass black fatass fatass fatass fatass big fatass who gets angry when you take his Cheetos. and tells Mrs. Boss. and Davison. he also crys when you take his food. but also he sucks ball sacks at snapping
shayian: is that Daniel m?
the squad: eww nigga that black astronaut aint nobody like him hes fat as fuck niggaaaaa
daniel m by nigger4141 February 23, 2020

Daniel m 

Daniel is a caring and loving person very kind and forgiving, also hella fat n shit he hela neggative bruh, like you buy him McDonald's and he says "thanks" but like an hour later he's like" f*ck u dude why didn't you buy me and soda for that McDonald's " so don't buy him food cus he ain't gonna be thankful nigga and the first things I said was a lie
Daniel, the most negative person Eva like Eva man wtf. Daniel means strafner
Daniel m by Strafner August 26, 2018

Daniel moment 

To have a Daniel moment, would be to tell a joke to people, thinking that It's funny, when it Isn't, and nobody laughs at it.
Daniel: hey guys, why did the chicken cross the road

Group of friends: I don't know Daniel, why?

Daniel: to get to the other side hahahahahahhaha
*there is a brief silence*
Group of friends: yeah man, that's a Daniel moment

Daniel Mateiu 

Absolute bloody asshole who likes queen and Tegan. xd. how funny am I? hahaha. also shout out to my boy, Taj Redgewell.
Hi, Daniel Mateiu
Daniel Mateiu by Not Mitchell O'Beef November 28, 2018

daniel mendoza 

Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel
"I just bought a shit ton of cocaine from Daniel Mendoza!"
daniel mendoza by bobsatonme November 4, 2013

Daniel Murillo 

Person 1: Dude. Deuce isn't in HU anymore. Now what? Person 2: They have Daniel Murillo now.