Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

Slapped Ass by gina November 20, 2003

Face like a slapped mule's ass 

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

Face like a slapped mule's ass by andy vale July 13, 2006

ass slapper 

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.

Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!

ass slapper by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

bitch-ass slapper 

A person who slaps a bitch's ass.

"Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."

bitch-ass slapper by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004