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noDickitis 

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020
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Something that is fascinating or interesting. Or it can help you explain something that is very weird without sounding mean or rude
Callan: Woah, did you see that lady's hat?
Antonia: Yeah, it was very novick. There were some weird designs.
Novick by Ewingong June 15, 2010

Tom nowicki 

A boy who loves calcium cannons and bunda
Don't bother texting him galls unless u got it
Tom nowicki by Ariana Grande xx January 4, 2023
the way when one acts in a classless, trashy, heartless, manner- and exemplifies the true meaning of douchebagery
You know you pulled a nowicki when:

Example 1:
Person A: "I'm going to stalk your mom until this is resolved"
Person B: "Oh don't pull a nowicki on me"

Example 2:
Person A: "Wait, he dumped you over the phone and almost killed your puppy?"
Person B: "Yeah- he totally pulled a nowicki"
nowicki by HIGHlarious February 25, 2010
One who loses his jew gold
Nowicki: oh man I lost my ounce of gold!

everyone else: why were you carrying an ounce of gold?
Nowicki by Asshorde January 17, 2009

Noviskis 

A female who originates from Chicago and migrates to the northeast. This person may also believe themselves to have several talents they do not actually posses such as dancing or being comical.
Oh man that girl over there sitting in the corner, that looks like she is from the midwest, trying to tell funny jokes looks like a totaly Noviskis
Noviskis by Strizle Dizzle October 4, 2009