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Bald headed bitch 

Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.
Girl, have you seen Brandon?

No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.
Bald headed bitch by Messyqueen February 26, 2020

Bald-assed bitch 

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

Bald Headed Psycho Bitch 

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
Bald Headed Psycho Bitch by turkeh November 26, 2010