the Botting 

An amazing beverage native to Grove City, PA. The Botting is 1/6 100 proof Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps, 1/6 100 proof Captain Morgan's, and 2/3 Dr. Pepper.

Dude, I hear that you can order the Botting at the local bars!

the Botting by Francisco Mota May 31, 2011

Batting the Bishop. 

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

Batting the Bishop. by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

butting the rug

Praying, Muslim style. So called because of the way the forehead touches the prayer mat when performing salah, one of the five pillars of Islam

I used to be a Muslim, but I got tired of butting the rug five times a day.

butting the rug by j&mo April 19, 2008

"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.

A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

"bottling the eggs" by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009

bottling the home brew 

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

bottling the home brew by inbrambles January 18, 2013

Butting the Brownie 

The process in which a man or women proceeds to shove their freshly laid excrement back up their arse.

"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, Mike's in there butting the brownie."
"...Disgusting."

Butting the Brownie by Ringworm400 December 8, 2014

batting for the other team 

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003