flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.

I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.

flesh gordon by Excited Barry January 22, 2016

Flash Gordon 

Ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!!

Savior of the Universe.
King of the impossible!

Terminator X uses a sample of "Flash Gordon" at the beginning of the song "Terminator X To The Edge Of Panic"

Flash Gordon by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Flush Gordon 

Someone who flushes multiple times when taking a dump.

Boy, when I went dropping anchor this morning, I swear that was Flush Gordon in the next stall - he flushed like at least 12 times!

Flush Gordon by Your Pseudynom April 24, 2009

Flash Gordon 

1.The King of the Impossible.
2. Savior of the Universe.

Well, if someone doesn't turn Flash Gordon we're all going to die alow, grisly deaths!

Flash Gordon by General Grievance July 23, 2007

Flash Gordon 

A certain UK Prime Minister who is a bit overweight, but saved the world, or at least the global financial markets. Or those in the UK.

Flash Gordon has saved the world at the G20 summit

Flash Gordon by SGrooved April 23, 2009

Flash Gordon 

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

Flash Gordon by SSully October 17, 2007

Flash Gordon 

v. To run from a fugly woman.

When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.

Flash Gordon by GotSlimed August 8, 2010