arseholery

The extent to which one is an arsehole. A quantity of arsehole-ness, i.e. having or being of greater arseholery simply means that the subject is more of an arsehole.

"Alternatively, you can get yourself a wedding planner, which is the wedding equivelant of debt consolidation. Rather than dealing with various different arseholes of varying levels of arseholery, you can get yourself one 18-carat, stone cold wanker." - Ed Byrne

arseholery by Silent Dave October 21, 2010

Arseholery

Multiple arseholes behaving like arseholes all at the same time.

“Say Bob, you sure seem to have a bee in your bonnet about something.”
“Well, Mavis, it’s all this arseholery that’s going around the office.”
“Is it Calvert?”
“And Gertrude. The arseholery is tit-deep in there!”

Arseholery by buttonfortheinternet November 11, 2017

arseholed

Extremely drunk (British Slang)

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.

arseholed by The Professor June 5, 2003

assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?

Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!

dance of the flaming arseholes by Ben Govett August 10, 2006

Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.

I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.

Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole by jadenspeare May 2, 2022

Common Arsehole

A person who is prevalent, and often found in the public doing stupid, moronic and mindless acts.

Also can be associated with loitering and annoying pests commonly found in groups at shopping malls, libraries and schools.
Basically another word for Imbecile.

He snuck out at night, like a Common Arsehole.

John: "Look at all these common arseholes over here."
Vlad: "Piss off you common arsehole."

Common Arsehole by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016