Cooksac

Refers to any scrotum when a cadre of tiny chefs makes their way in and stuff coconuts with dynamite. The cadre of tiny chefs will then proceed to smash the coconuts with a mallet on a table in the scrotum and produce an explosion of massive proportions (relative to the size of the chef) destroying both the chef, and inevitably the scrotum. A Cooksac is a scrotum in the time period the tiny chefs enter the scrotum, to the second the scrotum explodes

The young boy is depressed as he knows his seemingly healthy Cooksac will soon blow into smithereens

by Billy Barty December 15, 2007

cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

cocksack

Noun: A person who is a flaming faggot. An asshole, a gay mother fucker!

Jake Lynch is a cocksack because he's a flaming faggot

by ANONYMOUS November 17, 2006

cocksack

a pretentious asshole who believes the people "beneath" them are the problems with the world when they themselves are in fact are the worst scum of the days

that cocksack needs to be beaten horrifically until he/she gets a taste of reality

by Bug Eatin Steve October 3, 2010

cocksack

Someone who is cock-like and often breaks a said bond between brothers ie: the circle

Harding You are a giant COCKSACK!!!

by jakob132 April 24, 2007

Coonsack

1. A term used from the 'olden days' when a black person was drowned in a river for being a witch/wizard/jizzard. The method in which this would take place would be... The 'coon' is tied up in a sack along with seven bricks, not eight bricks, it must be seven. They are thrown into a deep lake/river/pond/stream and drown.

Also see Crackersack

Tim: Dayym this party is so radical
Oli: Hmmmm the vibe is all wrong
Tim: yea it's a bit of a Coonsack vibe
Oli: Yea lets get the fuckouttahere

by JenkyPooPoo May 17, 2016