S-pun 

a signature sex move; a sex move first done by Simon Pun; similar to enlightenment, can be achieved but not taught

Simon reached s-pun in 2007 when pleasuring Johnson. Sadly he died by overclimaxing.

S-pun by jim s. crane March 18, 2009

Pun-Stealer 

Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.

(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----

(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!

(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"

Pun-Stealer by Foxy McFoxerton May 5, 2010

pun saloun

A place were a large number of ladys most of the time intoxicated come and gather... Inciting men to follow.

Whats going on dave, not shit, you, nope, Wanna go down to the pun saloun. Fuck Yeah

pun saloun by D M J April 8, 2006

success of a pun

The success of a pun is measured by the groan! This means that funny puns are applauded by derision.

The success of a pun is measured by the groan, if someone groans they will retell it to friends.

success of a pun by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2021

Suicide Pun 

A pun so bad that it makes you want to terminate your own life.

"I think he's sitting on Behr's paw."
"HAHA! BEAR PAW! GET IT?"
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*Bang*

"Ugh...Another one lost to the Suicide Pun."

Suicide Pun by mechaleprekhan March 4, 2009

slant pun 

A slant pun is similar to a slant rhyme in that it is an imperfect pun. Basically it's when you make a kind of pun, but it's bad but you still want to count it as a pun

*looking at a picture of castle ruins that feature your friends*
"You kinda ruin the right side though, might wanna get that cropped out"
The word "ruin" would be the slant pun.

slant pun by Stu.pendous June 22, 2019

Scandinavian Pun

Scandinavian pun doesn't mean anything you retard

1-"Yeah he said pickles and cucumbers aren't the same, so eventually I gave up on the dumbass and told him to fuck off with that scandinavian pun."

2-"What the fuck is a scandinavian pun?"

Scandinavian Pun by StellerBallChopping April 13, 2025