Granitic 

a stupid little ignorant cunt who thinks he's right ALL the time and acts like a little 7 year old child insulting and arguing with people over the internet, just for the sake of arguing.

Granitic: give me the definition of "cock".
Randomer: you want me to look up a vulgar word?
Granitic: Cock isn't vulgar.
Randomer: I will not give you the definition of a vulgar word
Granitic: cock is not vulgar, its a roosters cockhead

Granitic by Derek O'Malley November 3, 2008

grantics 

noun. Aggravating acts or antics committed by a person or persons that even normal earth logic cannot comprehend, repeated at ad nauseam. Coined after an internet nuisance by the name of GrantM became obsessive about becoming an anime VA and routinely stirred up drama on every board he was on and ignored advice.

"God dammit, your grantics are getting way too out of hand! You don't make any sense!"

grantics by BrainDamage July 25, 2008

Gravitice 

When the ice at the bottom of your cup suddenly breaks loose and slides into your face.

While taking a drink, I was graviticed.

Gravitice by L G Miller May 5, 2007

Gravitically Challenged 

To be balance challenged; unable to walk straight and constantly at risk of falling over (Not meaning how people are when one is drunk, this is an all the time thing). Aka a Klutz.

I am very Gravitically Challenged

Gravitically Challenged by Xalnec February 15, 2012

granticus 

sickhead brapper who is very funny but can be a pain in the arse sumtimes. it can also be anuva name for pimp

Grant is such a granticus!

granticus by Maddie S January 15, 2008

gravitic 

1.To possess a lot of gravity.

2.To be very fat, usually enough so to have your own gravitational field.

That fat lady is gravitic.

gravitic by Sean "Scrapt" Carter November 3, 2008

Grantics 

When referring to a Cannabis Growers bizarre or absurd growing techniques.

Steve's grantics are crazy, but they produce some fine bud!

Grantics by Lappie September 19, 2022