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Bull Tard 

The opposite of a docile tard, a bull tard is person who is both retarded* and extremely aggressive. Often possesses "tard strength." This person would rather fight you than talk it out; would rather use violence than intellect; would rather use brute force than finesse.

*Does not necessarily have to be actually retarded...simple dumbasses can also be tards, and by extension, bull tards.
Friend: Dude, your little brother just threw his bowling ball halfway down the lane and put a dent in our lanes!

Me: Yeah, sorry...he's a bull tard. He breaks things.
Bull Tard by Luminous Being December 12, 2009

Bull Tard 

A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'
"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"
Bull Tard by Monetae_Anon April 8, 2020

Bull tard 

A person with the last name bullard who is retarted and annoying, and often Jewish
That kid was such as bull tard no one would sit next to him at lunch
Bull tard by stanimal51 June 12, 2016

BullTard 

An idiot who thinks that stock markets always rise.
The bulltards who bought Google's stock at $500, since it was such a great price after falling from $650, have hopefully learned something now that it's below $400.
BullTard by dearjohn January 14, 2009

Bulltard 

Investing, technical analysis, a person who is overly “bullish” the market even in the presence of bearish indicators.
He is a degenerate crypto currency bulltard
Bulltard by Spetz1 February 12, 2018

bulltarded 

an exclamation that may escape one's lips during an energetic response to another's outlandish statement. a combination of "bullshit" and "retarded", "Bulltarded" originated accidently but is sure to stand the test of time.
"Brett Favre is so amazing, one day i'm going to marry him."
"No. Fuck that. That's bulltarded!"
bulltarded by themattgregory December 3, 2007

Bulltard 

Person 1: Hey, did you know that plastic is made from dogs!!!
Person 2: Who told you?
Person 1: Our Teacher.
Person 2: Bulltard!!!
Bulltard by Evil Chicken September 18, 2010