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Hypixel skyblock player

A braindead person who's life is dedicated to the grind and who prefers +3 strength over all his family members together.
Mother: My son is a hypixel skyblock player.
Friend/Family member: Condolences.
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Hypixel Skyblock

A spinoff of the original skyblock, where instead of spending all your time on your island (building and expanding it) you spend 90% of your time in the Skyblock hub with so many things to grind so you can be a better player overall. The goal for most Hypixel skyblock players is the stop playing hypixel skyblock.
Man i have been grinding Sven on Hypixel skyblock for 80 hours and have gotten over 3 million slayer exp without my RNG drop, i wish i could stop playing this horrible game but I have devoted so much time to it i CANT stop now!

Hypixel The Pit 

A shitty gamemode where there are lots of bhoppers and shit. Everyone cheats too.
Me: You wanna play Hypixel The Pit?
Friend: No, I don't wanna get fucking dark hopped on again
Hypixel The Pit by akatsukimonkey November 22, 2020
a form of input delay, to increase ping and cause lag.
John's game was like hypixel, he couldn't play properly.
hypixel by fakesham June 12, 2020
A terrible disease like Ligma, Sugma, and Sugondese but instead of being a joke on male testicles it's replaced with the script of the flex tape infomercial. An example would be:
Me: " Honey, im back from the doctor, he said- he said that I have stage 2 hyphil."
WIFE: "W-wait, what? I don't know what to say..."
WIFE: "Well, could you tell me what it means?"
ME: "Are you sure you want to hear this?"
WIFE "...yes, please tell me"
ME: "Ok, here it goes"
ME: "Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!"
WIFE: "I want a divorce"
hyphil by GamingLime123 August 23, 2018

Hypixel Skyblock

A game you will spend so much time on you will wish you never started. once you start having 200+ hours in-game, you will start to hallucinate and see sign of this game everywhere. you will either burn out or die trying to stop. we also have an active community which consist of controversial people, idiot thinking their smarter than anyone else, Thirtyvirus, the symbol of controversy because of all those "balancing idea" where he just try to cheese the game and nsfw artist very popular among the community.
He started playing Hypixel skyblock last year. since then, no one has ever heard or see him. legends say he go out at night to buy groceries. no one know how he look like today
Hypixel Skyblock by Mercat3r June 22, 2021