shit-tramp

the worst possible way a person can look, or an outfit that is made up of the worst clothes available to you.
even tramps have standards, but not today!
if you looked any worse then u would probably be dead.

"the look i'm going for today is well shit-tramp!"

"my jeans look proper shit-tramp today cos i just can't be arsed"

"you look like a shit-tramp dude, hav a wash and get some new threads"

shit-tramp by JustJuice October 8, 2007

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tramp shit

where ya in need of a poo and you have no toilet roll to wipe, you bend over and spread your arse cheeks as wide as possible using hands if needed and fire a shit out with out it touching the sides, tramps have been using this technique for years.

knock a tramp shit out then

tramp shit by rodney 'paddy' padington November 17, 2010

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shit tamper

Shit Tamper; a quere, a homo, a butt pirate or rump ranger. Any male that butt fucks another male.

Look at Peter over there, he is the epitomy of a shit tamper!!!

shit tamper by duster73 January 28, 2014

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Dick, Shit Tampon

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.

Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."

Dick, Shit Tampon by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009