mouse 

A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.

Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.

mouse by mountain doobies August 7, 2007

mouse 

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

mouse by Aaronak January 14, 2005

mouse 

A little hairy bastard that out-wits every means of capture and continues to make noise in the wall over night or while I'm taking a shit in the bathroom. Probably watching me.... what a fag

how can somethin so small be so gawl'damn smart

mouse by Winnie The Shit November 29, 2003

mouse 

n. mous v. mouz pl. mice

a term analog recording enthusiasts use to humorously refer to current generations of digital control surfaces (mixing boards.)

generally, these boards are inexpensive compared to their analog counterparts, are built using mostly plastic components.

because they are designed specifically for complete recording studio integration as a peripheral device for DAWs such as Pro Tools, their function is compared to that of a computer mouse.

audio guy 1: "Have you seen that Digidesign Icon desk? Looks amaaazing."

audio guy 2: "Yeah, I saw that mouse."

mouse by dt jevo June 23, 2009

mouse 

1. a little rodent that can be grey, white, black, or brown that has a long pinkish tail and matching ears and nose
2. this input device used by a person to control the computer

1. A squished a mouse yesterday.
2. My mouse needs cleaning.

mouse by toy October 6, 2003

Mouse 

A title given to a mischievous & sneaky person, an expert thief or pickpocket. Sometimes given to hacker, programmer or prankster.

Also a nickname for someone small and cute.

Stanley "Mouse" the mischievous American artist who repainted the facade at The Box back in highschool.

Mouse the Master Thief, a title believed to be passed on for centuries in Japan. A thief who steal anything after properly alerting authorities of his intentions.

Dr Mikhail was nicknamed "Mouse" back in UK. He may have ADHD.

Mouse is an expert computer programmer who assists in the construction of several training programs in "The Matrix".

Mouse ("Tikus" in Malay), a Malaysian boy known for his ability to sneak pass through anything and anyone. Escaped police custody, trespassed highly restricted areas, caught once in a university control room but escaped from the security interrogation room. Seems to have a knack for challenging authorities.

Mouse by A. Amir May 31, 2011

mouse 

A cute, furry little mammal.

Unaffectionate plural: mice
Affectionate plural: mouses

I love my mouses and dogs. WOOF!

mouse by Punctilious non-frummie January 22, 2005