blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

blue lagoon

an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of UV Blue vodka and 2 liters of Mountain Dew.

Dude, we totally got fucked up last weekend on blue lagoon.

blue lagoon by I'm fucked up.... February 6, 2010

Blue Lagoon

When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.

Those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in Bradley's pool!

Blue Lagoon by Brendansh132213123 August 1, 2010

Blue lagoon

A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.

Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon

Blue lagoon by Alyssago March 12, 2017

Blue lagoon

When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.

Why's old Jim wet through? Oh, Maureen just gave him a Blue lagoon

Blue lagoon by Angrier MacArtnee October 20, 2010

blue lagoon

While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.

Umberto gave a girl the Blue Lagoon at the fair.

blue lagoon by Matt Ensminger June 22, 2008

Blue Lagoon

An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.

It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.

Blue Lagoon by Alangrae June 17, 2018