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uppie by marlisy-kinz November 25, 2010
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Uppie
An uppie is how many times a guy goes up.
For penetration using bodily extremeties, such as fingers, an uppie is known as a "finger uppie." When talked about in relation to sexual organs, the uppie is a "dick uppie."
For penetration using bodily extremeties, such as fingers, an uppie is known as a "finger uppie." When talked about in relation to sexual organs, the uppie is a "dick uppie."
Liz asked Vicki: "How many finger uppies did you have with Andrea?" Vicki replied, "2 in the first two minutes, then 8 in the whole outing thereafter."
one upper
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.
Person: I got to meet James Hetfield before the concert and I got his autograph.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.
Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.
Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
one upper by Dawn Davenport December 1, 2004
the upper decker
the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water
the upper decker by face vol.4 May 23, 2009
uppies
Uppies! Uppie, uppie uppie! Hm... No uppie? It's Mr. Worldwide, it's Mr. 305. If you do not give me an uppie, I will piss all over your feet.
uppies by monkeysforsale May 4, 2021
upper perk
A small district in Pennsylvania known for being predominantly white, spending more money on sports fields than school supplies, and crashing cars into houses.
upper perk by Ngrglue August 6, 2016