Nascared 

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.

"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"

Nascared by skisotope July 18, 2007

Nascardio 

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

Nascardio by Fotofly November 30, 2010

Nascarded 

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

Nascarded by Evilous Dark Power October 9, 2021

Nascarred 

When the boy excitedly drives a Hot Wheels car across your butt crack like it's rainbow road. Using your underwear as a tunnel

I was trying to relax with my model cars, but she was horny. So I nascarred her.

Nascarred by Hail and wail August 23, 2025

myan_tha_nascardvr 

My bestie who is always there for me no matter what. And he listens to me ramble about fnaf lore and other stuff.

Myan_tha_nascardvr is such a cool guy 😎👉👉

myan_tha_nascardvr by J0king.smh January 27, 2022