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mouth turd 

A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.
Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.
mouth turd by oibeachnc June 15, 2009

Mouth Turd 

When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks
It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.
Mouth Turd by bighorse123 February 26, 2011

turd of mouth 

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.
Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

Turd of Mouth 

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.
Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.
Turd of Mouth by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

turd moth 

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.
Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.
turd moth by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."