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tinker stinker 

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.
tinker stinker by taylen24 October 14, 2013
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Stinker Tinker Time 

A portion of time allotted for the exploration of ones own anus, usually with a finger or other finger shaped object, such as a crayon or similarily shaped vegetable.
I have a half hour lunchbreak today. 15 minutes to eat my sandwich and 15 minutes of stinker tinker time.
Stinker Tinker Time by Ajskurp69 October 24, 2018

thinker up their stinker 

A perhaps more gentle phrase for head up your ass
Whoever voted for that guy most definitely had their thinker up their stinker.

When you voted for that guy, you had your thinker up your stinker.