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the botkin 

Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.
Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.

Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?

Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.

Friend 2: No fucking way...

Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!
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the Botting 

An amazing beverage native to Grove City, PA. The Botting is 1/6 100 proof Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps, 1/6 100 proof Captain Morgan's, and 2/3 Dr. Pepper.
Dude, I hear that you can order the Botting at the local bars!

keeping up with the Botwins 

Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.
I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.

I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!

The Boykin 

The act of taking a dump while straddling the toilet in an unlocked stall, relentlessly jerking off like you've been in a desert for two months surrounded by dudes. Climax not required. Exhibitionism desired. Shame optional. Spit for lube...the dirtier the better.
J-Bird walked into the bathroom...and caught this jerkoff was giving himself The Boykin! The kid just made direct eye contact, Boykined harder, screamed "Ggghhhhhhhhhhhhgggg, Ghhhhhh, Ghhhhhhhhhhhhggggg" then denied the confrontation.
The Boykin by The Watcher VII February 27, 2014

Back-Of-The-Booking 

To back-of-the-book is to go in the back of a text book to take an answer for a problem you haven't solved yet and sometimes scream out the answer.
Why did you back-of-the-booking question 3.

Twitter Bookin The Face Page 

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.
Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

booking the cooks 

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.
Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.
booking the cooks by enjuneer November 13, 2003