man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

man padding by clarendonnights April 8, 2009

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man pudding

A dollop of sperm.

What's for dinner? Well.. how about I serve you up some man pudding bitch?

man pudding by Dead April 22, 2003

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Related Words

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man-pudding

Use your imagination...Wanna try mine???

I like my man-pudding when it's warm!
MMMM PIE!!! (Weeble's stuff right here, fo' shizzl:-)

man-pudding by j-dawg134531 August 6, 2006

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Man Pudding

A derogatory term for extra thick seamen/sperm

Guido was wanking off and made Man Pudding

Man Pudding by Raven2099 May 18, 2008

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another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

another man's pudding by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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