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Internet Fan

A person who has very little understanding of a sport, and thinks that he can make up this lack of understanding with a great knowledge of irrelevant, unnecessary statistics. Instead of actually watching "his team's" games, or ever attempting to play the sport, this person spends a great deal of time on the internet looking up ridiculous statistics. So while this person has the ability to recall a great deal of stats, he is still for the most part ignorant and not a real fan, just an internet fan. When real fans are actually discussing the sport, an internet fan usually butts in with some irrelevant statistics thinking he will sound smart, but really sounds like a jackass, and a straight up noob. Similar to a Sport Snob, but with less understanding of the game and even more of a tool.
Dude 1 : Chris Paul is looking like a stud this year

Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league

Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.

Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan
Internet Fan by TRL0 November 9, 2009
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internetland 

A wonderful place people can go to and get lost in while getting away from everyday shit.
Fuck this mess, I"m going to visit internetland.
internetland by jpg3 July 12, 2015

internetian

A blog commenter that remains anonymous and whose logic and argumentative tendencies are so ridiculous or annoying as to conclude that his or her existence is only practicable and sustainable in the anonymous ether of the internet.
You internetians are no longer welcome here on my blog. Your comments will be deleted from now on.
internetian by Archonon March 14, 2010

Internetian

A person who spends a lot of their time on the internet.
Guy 1: Dude, you spend too much of your time on the internet-
Guy 2: I think the word for that you are looking for is "internetian".

Guy 1: Oh, ok. As I was saying... you're such an internetian, you need to come outside and play more often.
Internetian by Zik150+Subs June 17, 2020

Internetian

Of relating to the internet.
YouTube is a staple of Internetian history.
Internetian by Spvtnyk March 18, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026