hstmo

Half Smirked Then Moved On. This is an alternative for lol, use this when the joke is funny but not a laugh out loud funny

Becky: have you seen that meme I sent you? bahahahaha

Ronie: Ya, hstmo

hstmo by Kim P0ssibl3 November 28, 2019

Hotmosis 

The sexual attention you receive after starting a new relationship or falling in love.

Stacy: Let me yell you, last month, I couldn't get a guy to look at me! But ever since I started seeing Joey, the hotmosis has guys crawling out of the woodwork!
Lisa: I know right?! Girl, hotmosis is real!!

Hotmosis by Swanky85 May 12, 2015

HSMOS

High School Make-Out Session, when two people make-out passionately, usually in public, long after they have graduated from high school. The make-out session tends to last too long and be too sloppy, which is totally unbecoming of two adults, but they simply haven't stepped up their game after all these years. The term also implies that the hook-up will not make it past a make-out, again, just like high school. The term carries a bit of shame with it because it shows a lack of bedroom prowess, but at the same time HSMOS's are fun because they remind you of being a kid and tend to be safer and less awkward afterward than say sex.

"How did things go with that guy at the bar last night?"
"Nothing, just an HSMOS, but he said he'd call"

HSMOS by sweet lips February 28, 2008

hitmonlee

a pokemon that specializes in hard ass kicks,one good kick in the balls from this pokemon and you're through.ha ha ha ha ha

hitmonlee go!,megakick now!!!!!!!

hitmonlee by the cobra February 25, 2005

Hetmo 

A person who desperately pretends to be heterosexual, yet everyone else can see through their flimsy cover-up and knows that in fact, they're a complete homo

Well, Maureen, you might be fooled by our Jason saying that he wants to join the rugby team to get fit and buff up for the ladies, but he's such a hetmo - he just wants to get his head near other guy's crotches

Hetmo by Soph July 13, 2004

HOTMO 

Hang Out To Make Out
When somebody wants to "hang out" but has other intentions.

Alex: Wanna hang out?
Lexie: I think you're actually asking if I want to make out...
Alex: Well yeah, I meant do you want to HOTMO?

HOTMO by Tigurrrr July 24, 2012

hsmoone 

hsmoone is an amazing person and influencer 😌
They’re on tiktok and twitch

Go follow them

Someone: have you seen hsmoone’s tiktok?
Other person: who’s hsmoone?
Someone: he’s a tiktoker

hsmoone by SamwitchesIsStillTaken March 2, 2022