hstmo
Half Smirked Then Moved On. This is an alternative for lol, use this when the joke is funny but not a laugh out loud funny
hstmo by Kim P0ssibl3 November 28, 2019
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HSMOS
High School Make-Out Session, when two people make-out passionately, usually in public, long after they have graduated from high school. The make-out session tends to last too long and be too sloppy, which is totally unbecoming of two adults, but they simply haven't stepped up their game after all these years. The term also implies that the hook-up will not make it past a make-out, again, just like high school. The term carries a bit of shame with it because it shows a lack of bedroom prowess, but at the same time HSMOS's are fun because they remind you of being a kid and tend to be safer and less awkward afterward than say sex.
"How did things go with that guy at the bar last night?"
"Nothing, just an HSMOS, but he said he'd call"
"Nothing, just an HSMOS, but he said he'd call"
HSMOS by sweet lips February 28, 2008
Hetmo
A person who desperately pretends to be heterosexual, yet everyone else can see through their flimsy cover-up and knows that in fact, they're a complete homo
hsmoone
Someone: have you seen hsmoone’s tiktok?
Other person: who’s hsmoone?
Someone: he’s a tiktoker
Other person: who’s hsmoone?
Someone: he’s a tiktoker
hsmoone by SamwitchesIsStillTaken March 2, 2022
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