Asparagus 

Slang for marijuana.

"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"

Asparagus by bonkeykong May 13, 2008

Asparagus 

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

Asparagus by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

Asparagus 

1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.

2: Abigails Favourite Veggi

Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay

Asparagus by BaileyMclellan6969 May 14, 2011

Asparagus 

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"

Asparagus by Yattasparagus28 September 14, 2003

asparagus 

underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around

look! the store sells asparagus

asparagus by cool A October 18, 2019

Asparagus 

The act of being absent

"My conscience is asparagus today"

Asparagus by Woopdeedoo! October 21, 2012

Asparagus 

A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch

Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”

Asparagus by $Memelord69 January 26, 2022