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clairvoynce 

a really sexy creator on tiktok who’s really funny and cool and is also my mutual ;)
kakyoinfanpage: i’m mutuals with clairvoynce
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clairvoynce by kakyoinfanpage March 19, 2021

Post Nut Clairvoyance 

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.
Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."

clairvoyance 

The ability to perceive events occurring over a timelike, as opposed to a spacelike, interval. Manifests as a perception or comprehension of past or future events in the mind of the individual employing it. See psionics.
Clairvoyance can only be acheived when the individual has gained a full understanding of the principles of psionics.
clairvoyance by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Clairvoyance 

Knowing what is going to happen in the future, having a kind of foresight into what lies ahead.
Ronnie: Hey, how did you know that there would be a pop quiz today?

Frannie: I used my clairvoyance.

clairvoyancy 

A big word no one really understands unless you spend too much time on the internet
IDFK how to use clairvoyancy

Anal Clairvoyance 

While in mid fart, the ability to cease and desist immediately on sensing the oncoming of the shart.
If it wasn't for my anal clairvoyance, I would have shit down both legs just now.