Chonker

A fat but photogenic cat.

"Omg look at this adorable chonker I found on reddit!"

Chonker by Breebles November 22, 2018

chonker

what you call a morbidly obese animal, normally it is what they're owners will call them to make themselves feel better about making they're animal have a short uncomfortable life. they will then use this obese animal to get them some of that internet fame.

Owner " aren't you just a silly little chonker"
cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer"
Owner "smile for reddit!"

chonker by Ninjablevins March 7, 2020

Chonker

what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death

Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!

Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.

Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!

Chonker by GallusAnonymus April 12, 2021

Chonker

Refering to a 2018 meme of a fat housecat. But used more as a generic insult towards anyone about their weight or eating habits.

Another hamburger?! You're such a chonker

Chonker by UnSanitary July 7, 2019

chonker

A very large object or thing.

Brother my shit is the biggest fucking chonker I've ever taken.

*the boys looking at a large boulder*

Chad: Brother look at that fucking boulder
Steve: That shits a chonker

chonker by goteem12345 January 14, 2020

Chonker

What Redditors call a morbidly obese cat and are most likely animal abuse for useless internet points and it is the exact same as parents making their toddlers morbidly obese for internet points

Normal human: I Think r/chonkers is animal abuse as its overfeeding an animal until its morbidly obese for internet points

Redditor: No it isn't

Normal human: It is, its the same as parents overfeeding their children until they are morbidly obese for pointless internet points

Chonker by AAAASADADAD November 22, 2020

Chonker

Chonker: A human parasite that lives in the rectal cavity of a person. It comes out at night and chews off a piece of the hosts ass and returns inside the cavity to feast.

Donny woke up with little red marks all over his ass from the chonkers the night before.

Chonker by allchonkedup February 17, 2009