spermacide 

Male masturbation, jerk off, jack off, whack off, rub one out, slapping the salami, beat the meat, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, choking the chicken, jerkin yer gerkin, beating off, cranking for cum, jerk the johnson, shine your pole, stroke the stallion, wanking, waxing the carrot, crowning the bishop, playing the pipe, pumping the handle.

I think I am going to go home and do some spermacide.

spermacide by VikingInAtl February 4, 2007

spermaid 

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

spermaid by kareezus January 23, 2020

Spermicidal Lube 

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

Spermicidal Lube by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

spermicide 

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.

I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.

spermicide by Anonymous June 16, 2003

spermicide blonde 

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

spermicide blonde by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

spermicide 

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

spermicide by mark86 March 5, 2007

spermactite 

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

spermactite by larrylamour May 1, 2009