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3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017
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Stanchester 

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go
Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.
abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..
Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!
stanch by Herbert Von June 10, 2019

wide bathroom stance 

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

Stanced up 

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.
Stanced up by YeaMS September 10, 2016

wide stance Republican 

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.