Rules his shed domain with the iron fisted nature of a fascist dictator but is a must have in any friendship group.
Can regularly be found prowling the isles of his local budget superstore for Karens and other ne'er-do-wells. As such their alter-ego of PC Spud is well placed to clamp down hard on idiots and pisstakers.
Is known to have a fear of Cats and Aeroplanes, an intolerance of bullshit and a loathing of Scunthorpe.
Infamously got Stuart Pearce to sign a Fanta bottle, so as to not “dirty” the shirt he was wearing.
Jack: “Help I have a problem that I can’t solve and I can’t find Vanilla Ice or the A-Team… what am I going to do?”
Richard: “Call xSpudhead he’ll always have you covered.”
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.