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dickpimples

a male genital skin disorder, where acne grows upon the epidermis of male genitalia. The acne begins near the bass of the penis and spreads up the shaft until, finally, invading the head and penis lips. Truely, the most sickeningly disgusting genital skin disorder, just shy of the ultimate, herpes.
Man: Holy shit dude, I have pimples growing on my penis!!!
Dude: Aw man, that sounds like a case of the dickpimples.
dickpimples by Felixooooooooo July 24, 2008

Dickwobble

To walk.
If "chinwag" means talking, then "dickwobble" means walking.
Dickwobble by HELPMEIMDYING June 1, 2011

dickwombling 

When someone in the online gaming community is such a dipshit existing words are unable to capture how truly ridiculous they are. They exhibit complete inability to separate real life from their gaming persona.

Noun: dickwomble
Verb: dickwombling
He is way to OTT to be a troll. He shows definite dickwombling traits
dickwombling by HzA Sin September 20, 2018

dicktumbleweed 

When your dick gets flaky from dead skin and the dead skin starts falling off along with pubes and creates a ball of hair and dead skin.
Dave: Yo man i had the worst dicktumbleweed yesterday

Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze
dicktumbleweed by JessicaRAWR April 17, 2009

dicknibble

you god damn dicknibble
dicknibble by richard / larry October 11, 2007

dickwizzle 

At least the Fiat Multipla is practical, unlike the Nissan Juke with has zero redeeming features.

Practical my dickwizzle! It's FUGLY.
dickwizzle by mtfkr December 18, 2018