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when someone wipes their butt, specifically with their pointer finger, and smears the poo on someone’s upper lip.
Bro Cousin Matt hit Cousin Sam with a MASSIVE chonkie last night!!!
Chonkie by runner227 January 22, 2026
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chonkie booty 

The booty of girls called Izzy,Grace,Gabby,Mia,or Rattana/Ryhanna
DAMN rattana has a chinkie booty
MMMMMM gabbys bootie is CHONKIE
Grace has the CHONKIEST BOOTY I HAVE EVER SEEN
Mias booty is chONKYYYY
IZZY HAS A CHONKIE ASS CHONKIE BOOTY!
chonkie booty by Starry star April 14, 2021

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020
"Omg look at this adorable chonker I found on reddit!"
Chonker by Breebles November 22, 2018

Mega Chonker

Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.

Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.
Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!

How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!
Mega Chonker by VoidProphet January 12, 2019