January first is a day to celebrate and commemorate the life of Sasha Braus. Even though she was just a fictional character she played all of our heart strings beautifully. We will always miss her loving smile and love for meat.
Dave: Dude, its January 31st
Jim: What about it-. Ohhhh Dave: yeah
Jim: RIP Sasha
Dave: RIP Potato girl
Final day of January. People born on this day tend to be successful, talented and lovers of near-legendary prowess.
Last night I hooked up with a guy who fucked me so good that I can't walk straight this morning. It was incredible. He must have been born on January 31st, or something!