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Pulling an MJ

The act of claiming to have no cash for social activities then going on to buy numerous expensive items.
Person A: I thought you said you had no money for nights out yet you’ve been to three festivals this year bought a brand new car and 3 new sets of clothes?

Person B: Sorry I actually had money this whole time I just didn’t want to spend it.

Person A: You’ve been pulling an MJ on us this whole time!!!
Pulling an MJ by Tranquilliser Tony September 25, 2022

pulling an Ann Murray 

When you go out to a bar/club and end up going home with and fucking a divorced woman in her mid-fifties who has big 80's hair and blue eye shadow looking just like the singer Anne Murray.
Last night I got pretty fucked up, my buddy scored a young hottie but I just ended up pulling an Ann Murray.

Dude I was bored last night so I ended up Ann Murraying your mom.
pulling an Ann Murray by EJayK January 8, 2009

Pulling An Ashy Mac 

When a person compliments you, and your response is negative at best.
Friend- "I love your eyes!"
You- "My ugly ass eyes? What, are you dumb?!"
Friend- "Quit Pulling An Ashy Mac!"

Pulling an Eddie Murphy 

After a night of heavy drinking and questionable behaviour, one awakes in the morning to a deadly hangover. That person then proceeds to sloppily act like a stand up comedian for the amusement of their hungover friends.
Fuck, Sam must be really hungover, hes pulling an Eddie Murphy!

Pulling an Ann Marie 

When you decide to get engaged after less than a month of dating.
Man 1: Did you hear Rachel is Engaged to Bristow!? They've only been dating 3 weeks

Man 2: Wow, she's really pulling an Ann Marie.

pulling an express mart 

going in to your local genaral store and stealing smokable items
yo nigga i pulling an express mart on a black and mild today you want in