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tokyo manoeuvre
A series of actions by which a Japanese female will entrap a clueless white man into an evening of sex, and eventually marriage. The manoeuvre is as follows:
1. I am kawaii and not here for sex
2. Consume 5 highballs (whisky soda)
3. Pretend to miss the last train
4. Blink helplessly
5. White man falls in trap
6. manoeuvre complete.
1. I am kawaii and not here for sex
2. Consume 5 highballs (whisky soda)
3. Pretend to miss the last train
4. Blink helplessly
5. White man falls in trap
6. manoeuvre complete.
tokyo manoeuvre by Takosan March 7, 2019
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Pepperpot Manoeuvre
1. An old military term, essentially bounding overwatch, where by a team of X men moves forwards covered by an equal number of men behind. At least that's what i was told in Marine Cadets :P
2. Much like Wolfbagging, however, instead of gagging your lover ( has to be pronounced, moi luurver... as though you were talking to a favourite sheep) you toss a handful of black ground pepper in her face as shes taking a deep breath, giving the effect of anal tension.
2. Much like Wolfbagging, however, instead of gagging your lover ( has to be pronounced, moi luurver... as though you were talking to a favourite sheep) you toss a handful of black ground pepper in her face as shes taking a deep breath, giving the effect of anal tension.
1. Lads, we need to get across this relatively open ground, we shall therefore pepperpot manoeuvre it across!
2. Ed: Bloody hell, my birds arse is as slack as the Channel Tunnel
Dave: Better perform the Pepperpot Manoeuvre then matey...
2. Ed: Bloody hell, my birds arse is as slack as the Channel Tunnel
Dave: Better perform the Pepperpot Manoeuvre then matey...
Pepperpot Manoeuvre by Shriven April 27, 2007
Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre
The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.
Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023