Macaphelia 

Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.

Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia

Macaphelia by Hardcore Macapheliac March 29, 2011

Macraphelian

(Noun) /mac-ra-fā-lee-in/

A person of immense beauty/handsomeness that also has likable traits that conform to all aspects of another's life making them wholeheartedly attractive and irresistible.

”Dude she's Macraphelian”
”What”
”She’s so beautiful and she completes me in every way”
”What that mean then”
”She’s the one. Imma wife her up”

Macraphelian by Mundology January 21, 2019

mapophelia 

Feeling sexual pleasure from reading or looking at a map or a GPS.

“That map from Dora is kinda hot tbh”
“Derek, that’s your mapophelia talking.”
“IT IS THO!”

mapophelia by Sage Green June 16, 2022

Cacapheliac 

Someone who like to play with feces/poop

Michael is a cacapheliac. He makes action figures out of shit.

Cacapheliac by Ickyblavinfoo November 18, 2022

Macphilia

Someone who is a diddy blud with a small penis. If your friend ever seems predatory, call them a Macphilia.

Basil Helmick: Bro stop touching me You’re being a macphilia

Me: Sybau

Macphilia by helmickhouse21416769 December 12, 2025