micro shart 

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

micro shart by Anon_* January 8, 2021

micro-shaft 

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".

crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

micro-shaft by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006

Microshafted 

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003

Microshaft 

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

Microshaft by lore November 13, 2003

Microshaft 

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.

Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!

Microshaft by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009

microshaft 

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

microshaft by tom December 18, 2003

Microshaft 

unusually small penis

I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft

Microshaft by Schizo319 April 20, 2006