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Full Nelson 

A Full Nelson is not only a term used in Brazilian Jew-Jitsu but a term used in the bedroom (Sexually)
Joe: Did you do anything with Gumie's mother last night?
Bob: Yeah man, I put her in a Full Nelson (Sexually)
Full Nelson by Gummie's Mother March 16, 2022

Full Nelson 

A sexual position that is typically seen in hentai. It is when the giver lifts the taker's legs with their forearms and pins them to the taker's shoulders, with the giver's hands on the back of the taker's head with their fingers linked to secure a better hold.
"Dude, that Full Nelson in Metamorphosis was so fucking hot!"

Or

"Damn, that loli hentai would've been perfect if it would've had a few Full Nelsons in it."
Full Nelson by TheLocalFBI April 1, 2021

Full Nelson 

When the defense takes the prosecution's witness's testimony and turns it on its head during cross, resulting in prosecution witnesses effectively arguing for the acquittal of the defendant
A: How is it that every prosecution witness helps the defense? Is the state that incompetent?
B: Nah, the defense has a good attorney. He can full nelson anyone
Full Nelson by anonah April 7, 2021

Full Nelson 

Half Nelson= A normal bowel movement with limited impact to associated porcelain and surrounding stalls.

Full Nelson= A bowel movement in the like of the Mt St. Helens eruption. Usually impacts the entire restroom facility, including stall walls, porcelain, seat and sometimes the floor.

Affectionately named after a construction worker named Nelson.
Brian: Don't go into stall #2, I just had a Full Nelson. Those protein shakes are killing me.

John: Really I only had a Half Nelson this morning...
Full Nelson by GrandpaWillie February 18, 2010

Full Nelson 

The act of someone hijacking your conversation and taking to places of absolute boredom.
Poor Ken, he was describing his new guitar and suddenly Rob showed up and got him in a Full Nelson. The conversation ended with absolute confusion and bewilderment with the last comments being made about a chicken coop.
Full Nelson by Hankdagmar September 21, 2018

Full Nelson 

gettin head while in a gay wrestlin position the new and improved 69
Kurt "the fag" Angle gave the Undertaker a full nelson while looking at Gary Coleman gay porn
Full Nelson by oterrio brown April 10, 2003