yankel 

Frantically and often unsuccessfully the process that bald men go through trying to "yank" a few strands of hair over the bald spot so "no one will know"

As Bob was riding in his new convertible, his yankel got airborne and almost lifted him from the car.

yankel by Bryan H November 8, 2003

Yankel 

To yank and wrinkle

Man, that little boy's yankeling his shirt

Yankel by BOYYYKiD October 23, 2020

Yankel 

A Scraggly beard and emotions that Cannot be tamed

Stop being such a Yankel

Yankel by Grass stain February 13, 2018

Yandelled 

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? I think you just yandelled me.

Yandelled by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

Yandelling

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? Stop yandelling me!

Yandelling by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

yankee dankee doodle shyte 

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

yankee dankee doodle shyte by Mutyr March 7, 2019

yankee boating 

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.

Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.

yankee boating by passsnap April 25, 2017