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Tyransformation 

Pertaining to IT and IT Service Management.
Decisions and design of systems/toolset implementation or replacement made by those who do not interact with the components, services, operations or people whos entire job is performed using systems/toolset affected
"I heard you guys were replacing your incident management system, hows it going?"
"Total tyransformation, no one asked us anything about how we use it, what we do with it and what we would like improved. Takes a whole day to do 5 minutes work now."
Tyransformation by Dpad_Dave March 28, 2021
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Enterprise Transformation 

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."
Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

Transfortation 

A term used when accessing A person's soul growth in correspondence with their big ass.
"That life lesson required some big ass transfortation to jump into the next soul evolution steppage.
Transfortation by TamiFeralFowler December 10, 2020

Transformation 

A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.
Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
Transformation by E hates Q July 27, 2019

digital transformation 

A term passed off as thought leadership by bottom rung B2B software executives in order to sell vaporware to gullible buyers. It is often used alongside other overused or outdated buzz terms like cloud, IoT, smart sensors, 3D printing, AI, machine learning, big data, and mobile. It helps disguise the fact that the company doesn’t know or care about what its customers need, and are incapable of developing offerings that are new, innovative, differentiated, or even of minimal value.
We understand the market pressures you’re facing and that’s why we’re re-imagining the solutions you’re going to need to fuel your next stage of growth, and are committed to partnering with you along your journey and delivering best-in-class solutions that support your digital transformation strategy across the value chain.

TransGormation

I wonder if Gordon will love me after my transgormation”

“I hope he doesn’t find out I’ve had a transgormation”
TransGormation by Mr moal November 18, 2019

Peter Gibbons Transformation

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions, finally see the world clearly and live life stressfree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.
* Peter Gibbons is a character referred to from the movie Office Space.
J: "I used to stress over anything and everything, but I figure, you only live once so lets go with the fucktitude. Now i'm just a happy carefree dude."
S: "Wow you went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation."

S: "I'm constantly embroiled in a battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go w/relative ease...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewification.
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"