Technophillia 

The desire to fuck technology

yo this one guy just had sex with his computer
classic Technophillia for you

Technophillia by DrybonesYT March 18, 2021

technophiliac 

someone who "loves" his/her computer.
a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia.

tom: man i really love my computer.
dave: you dirty technophile
tom: i have a problem :(

technophiliac by tOnk3r November 1, 2004

technopheliac 

A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.

"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."

technopheliac by Jacob McClenahan September 25, 2005

technophiliasticity 

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

technophiliasticity by En Al Vee March 5, 2021

Technophille 

A consumer often inundated with technology, as a means of distracting from the drawbacks and dangers of capitalist culture. Technophilles often find themselves staring at the shiniest new iPhone, or the newest news in science. This keeps the consumer complacent with worldwide ecological destruction, and class oppression.

The technophille in my reading club keeps his nose in front of the TV, to keep his emotions controlled by mass culture.

Technophille by UrbaniteHater October 29, 2021

technophiliac 

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

technophiliac by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

technophelia 

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it

Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.

technophelia by big ol' mr. kinish April 4, 2009