John Candy 

John Candy was a film comic. a very funny guy who died a few years ago now. he fetured in many films like space balls, cannon ball run and a few otheres.

John Candy is in the fim

John Candy by Big Adam September 3, 2005

John Candy 

A great big, huge fat white line, guarenteed to bring a grin to your face.

"Hey Gumbo, I've lined up loads of John Candy's - come and get yours"

John Candy by Shoft-Cock October 9, 2011

John Candy 

Marijuana ; derived from the term 'canadian' (John Candy was from canada)

Im pimpin some John Candy.

John Candy by Distro January 23, 2004

john candy 

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

john candy by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

John Candelori 

One should not name there spawn John especially with the last name Candelori. Both first and last name are given for a straight bitch. Don’t do this to your spawn or they will be a bitch, it’s so sad.

John Candelori is a bitch

John Candelori by Castro December 3, 2018