Heeving 

Someone who is fucking dumb

You are such a Heeving

Heeving by Mud4m4n November 22, 2020

dick dry heaving 

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

dick dry heaving by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

heefing 

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Queef Heaving 

The Sport of idaho Where a potato is inserted into the vagina and farted (or) Queefed out aiming for a target...

Hey Bri Wanna Play A Round Of Queef Heaving?

Queef Heaving by Shaniqua Russet Avenue October 3, 2008

heaving 

1. Vomiting, or being within seconds of doing so.

2. Of a place, uncomfortably busy.

"The dancefloor was heaving, but some guy started heaving and a space opened up."

heaving by marcata August 13, 2003

Dry Heaving Penis 

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.

When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.

Dry Heaving Penis by Heaving penis August 29, 2010

Butt Heaving 

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)

Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.

Butt Heaving by Internet Dan February 8, 2010