telephuck 

to call someone when you are in the mood to fuck and have phone sex.

I called you because I wanted to telephuck you

telephuck by Jo-baby September 24, 2007

Telephuck 

A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."

Verb-

telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.

Telephuck by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010

Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.

UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!

Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

telefuck 

Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.

Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.

telefuck by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007

Telefucking 

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

Telephuckoffphany

Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.

Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny

Me: Wow what a rude bitch

Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.

Telephuckoffphany by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011

telefuck 

a creative word for phone sex.

person 1: so, have you telefucked him yet, at least?
person 2: nah, he's too shy on call for that.

telefuck by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019