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national smash day 

Every March 31 you have to ask someone if they want to smash
Yo it’s National Smash day, you should totally ask if Nat wants to smash!

National smash day. 

On April 20th is National smash day. Grab your boo and get to smashin'. Also show some love for the virgins.
Jimmy: it's 4-20-18

Morgan: huh?

Jimmy: that means it's National smash day.
Morgan: ohh 8=====D
*Repeatedly Smashin'*

Annual let your boyfriend smash day

Every day of the year is annual let your boyfriend smash day ( if you don’t wanna fuck then you must send him a titty or a booty pic)
Hey baby it’s annual let your boyfriend smash day, bend over

National smash day 

Every May 31st couples or friends have to smash
“Babe it’s national smash day you wanna smash me?”

smash owen day 

smash all the owens as hard as u can.
“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”
smash owen day by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

Smash Everything day 

“Woah why did you just give me backshots?”

“It’s smash everything day bro”