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vuvuzela 

A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.
vuvuzela by teller of truths10 June 15, 2010

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Vuvuzela by Ferr92 June 16, 2010

Vuvuzeladouche 

A person who starts playing the worst instrument in the history of human civilisation, the vuluzela, at the most inoppertune times.
Person 1: Did you go see that concert the other night?

Person 2: Yes, but I left after 30 minutes cause there ended up being several hundred of those fucking vuvuzeladouche's at the event!

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Person 1: How'd that date go with your girlfreind the other night?

Person 2: Great, up until that point where my roomate came in while we were having sex and started to be the biggest fucking vuvuzeladouche who ever lived!!

Belgian Vuvuzela 

When a girl gives a guy a blumpkin in a porta-potty
Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice
Belgian Vuvuzela by Charlie Sheeen October 21, 2011

Tooting your own vuvuzela 

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

vuvuzela 

simplest and clearest way to demonstrate that although you scored a ticket to a world cup match, you do not appreciate or understand football to the slightest degree, and are probably in fact not watching the action.
critical goal scored in injury time = 140 decibels of vuvuzela
player being treated on the field = 140 dB vuvuzela
long stretch of tedious and inconclusive play = 140 dB vuvuzela
halftime = 140 dB vuvuzela
national anthems = 140 dB vuvuzela
vuvuzela by kenbot June 21, 2010