The name given to a large, sometimes painful buildup of intestinal gas that can accumulate during anal sex while the sphincter is plugged. Historically reserved for the "doe" half of homosexual male couples but in modern times has been applied to gaseous females as well.
Dude, I was all up in this one chick's pipe last night and it was so great, but the then she blapped this nasty tonky bubble and ruined everything.
Tinky Winkn' is when the temperature is 50 degrees or lower outside on a consistant basis and your hotdog be turtlin all the time, so you act accordingly.
Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my superficial outward authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at work!"
D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been gay this whole time!"
Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!